May 2013
18 posts
“CAPTAIN JOHN EGBERT FROM THE EARLIER SCENE, NOW CALLED JOHN 2 BECAUSE...”
– Captain John Egbert, Dr. Jade Harley, Davesprite, and John Egbert, ‘Inoculation’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“KANAYA 2: (I Apologize For Forcing My Way Into This Whispered Conversation But...”
– Dr. Kanaya Maryam and Kanaya Maryam, ‘Inoculation’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“ROSE: It rather disturbs me that an iteration of our “story”...”
– Rose Lalonde, ‘Inoculation’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“KARKAT: STILL NOT TALKING TO YOU, QUADRANT-PERVERTING-FUCKUP-EGBERT.
KARKAT:...”
– Karkat Vantas, ‘Inoculation’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
““Yeah, I’m sure there’s no downsides to building your...”
– Karkat Vantas and John Egbert, ‘Homeostasis’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
““You’re sure the eight million people here don’t mind having a...”
– Karkat Vantas and John Egbert, ‘Homeostasis’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“I’m about as violent and intimidating as a pink butterfly. That got stuck...”
– Dan, “ENVY” by danisnotonfire (YouTube)
“Eridan has no taste in alcohol. He drinks whatever is offered him, available to...”
– Eridan Ampora, ‘Homeostasis’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Headcanon: Kankri is a bit soft around the waist due to all the working out he...”
– spiritofstars (Tumblr)
五尾 {fivetail}: also i've decided john spends the night
五尾 {fivetail}: no homo
Brennan: a lil homo
五尾 {fivetail}: tiniest bit homo
Brennan: trace amounts of homo
五尾 {fivetail}: 2% homo
五尾 {fivetail}: like milk
The Jarl of Riften: 2% HOMO
Brennan: Five that isn't how milk works
五尾 {fivetail}: IT'S HOW JOHNKAT WORKS
“Presumably, Commander Hadfield isn’t busy commanding things 24/7. He has some...”
– ‘ISS Music Video’ by Randall Munroe (what-if.xkcd.com)
“Tietra: *ARROW’D!*
Tietra: Ow, my most of me!”
– Tietra Heiral, ‘Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions — Chapter One’ by cyberphuk (Tumblr)
“VS: Gogdamn we argue a8out everything, don’t we?
RL: Yes.
KM: Yes
KM:...”
– Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde, and Kanaya Maryam, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“RL: Team Leader, I fondly hope this is going to take less time than most major...”
– Rose Lalonde, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
““Justice demands superiors and inferiors, and obedience to the...”
– Terezi Pyrope and Dave Strider, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Usually Farfarello would have snarked that the mindbreaker spent a lot of the...”
– Farfarello, Schuldig, Brad Crawford, and Fujimiya Aya, ‘Glass Houses’ by Viridian5 (LiveJournal)
“He didn’t have any shots of Schuldig sunbathing or swimming nude that one day...”
– Naoe Nagi, Schuldig, and Evelyn Crawford, ‘Glass Houses’ by Viridian5 (LiveJournal)
““Maybe we should get home on our own instead of waiting for Crawford and...”
– Fujimiya Aya and Farfarello, ‘Glass Houses’ by Viridian5 (LiveJournal)
April 2013
75 posts
“What’s that sound? Oh, it’s my dignity. In flames.”
– Dan, “DRAMA LLAMA” by danisnotonfire (YouTube)
“Ok, putting the jet engine on top didn’t work. Maybe we should try something...”
– ‘Train Loop’ by Randall Munroe (what-if.xkcd.com)
“KV: (AND *THAT* IS HOW JOHN EGBERT MAKES A PLAN, KANAYA. WE’RE THE LUCKY...”
– Karkat Vantas, Vriska Serket, and John Egbert, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“JE: dad always said life without chaos was indistinguishable from death.
JE: he...”
– John Egbert and Rose Lalonde, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“JE: the floor is now open to suggestions and refinements on our strategy.
KV:...”
– John Egbert, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, and Equius Zahhak, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Doing the impossible starts losing the fun when people begin to expect it.”
– ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“If Gamzee sounds more stoner than juggalo here, well, I’m Californian, I...”
– ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“John cheerily claps his hands once and looks around at everyone. “Karkat,...”
– John Egbert, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“At least John has it under control when he actually takes command. You’re...”
– John Egbert and Karkat Vantas, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“It’s funny, they speed so quickly from bigotry that they hit it again on the...”
– Byz, on the topic of social justice warriors
“JE: and can we keep the sniping to a minimum? karkat you had a status report...”
– John Egbert, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, and Amaranthine Robot, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Well, it’s like they say, give a man the power to fly and he’ll...”
– ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“You guess everyone has to have a hobby? Lalondes do...”
– John Egbert, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Arichive of Our Own)
“You forget that Americans are not reflective people.
We celebrate pilgrims but...”
– D Scully, “14 People Hurt In Stabbing Incident At Houston-Area College Campus” by Eyder Peralta (NPR)
““Shit, I better talk to Gamzee,” Karkat mutters. “Wait....”
– Karkat Vantas, John Egbert, and Dave Strider, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“There are three trolls on the Earthfleet side of the alliance rather than the...”
– Equius Zahhak, John Egbert, Nepeta Leijon, Karkat Vantas, and Vriska Serket, ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”
– Dirk Strider, ‘Silence is Golden’ by wittyy_name (Archive of Our own)
“Stairs. Stairs. Stairs. Delia. If it wasn’t for all these stairs, I would...”
– Dan, “APARTMENT TOUR!!1!” by danisnotonfire (YouTube)
“Not that there’s anything wrong with looking at my furniture, you know. I...”
– Dan, “APARTMENT TOUR!!1!” by danisnotonfire (YouTube)
“(No seriously I am just a sadistic writer who derives glee from hinting at...”
– ‘Antigen (Ascension)’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
““I have a half-dozen concerns about admirals who aren’t entirely...”
– Admiral Jane Crocker, Director Jake English, Mr. Egbert, and Kanaya Maryam ‘Symbiosis’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“For one thing, the humans are so insane, they trust you. You are of course by no...”
– Kanaya Maryam, Dr. Rose Lalonde, and Dr. Roxy Lalonde, ‘Symbiosis’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Contented Karkat™ brought to you by a healthy dose of friendship, trust,...”
– ‘Symbiosis’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Moriarty: Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket? Or are you just...”
– Jim Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes, “The Great Game” (Sherlock)
“Can’t complain, I successfully meat shielded for like 6 rounds,...”
– jephjacques (Twitter)
“The Act 6 Interfishin. Because no backstory is too important not to be...”
– ‘YMMV: Homestuck’ (TV Tropes)
““New to black relationships, human?”
You shrug....”
– Vriska Serket and John Egbert, ‘Progression’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“You can’t wait. You’re just going to half to fight him part-cyborg,...”
– John Egbert, ‘Progression’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Light. Light everywhere. And wind. Surrounding, enveloping, consuming and...”
– John Egbert, ‘Progression’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“You’re starting to get edgy. You probably should have left...”
– John Egbert, ‘Progression’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“Fatal hormone error, please reboot your Egbert.”
– John Egbert, ‘Progression’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own)
“You reach over and scratch the back of Nepeta’s head, between her horns....”
– John Egbert, Nepeta Leijon, and Equius Zahhak, ‘Progression’ by Outside_Context_Problem (Archive of Our Own) 