Funny how Caliborn can drop characters from a great height and yet still be gentler with them than Hussie’s been :P
— xxmisty (Tumblr)
— xxmisty (Tumblr)
"Hey, guys!" Jade called out as she approached, dripping everywhere. Dirk handed her a towel; she started rubbing briskly. "What are we talking about?"
"Incest, clonecest, and whether I’d tap Bro’s ass."
Dave stopped walking to stare. Jade just nodded cheerfully. “Okay!”
— Jade Harley, Dirk Strider, and Dave Strider, ‘Battlefield Terra’ by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (Archive of Our Own)
— Jane Crocker and Jake English, Homestuck by Andrew Hussie
— Dave Strider, John Egbert, and Rose Lalonde, ‘Battlefield Terra’ by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (Archive of Our Own)
— Dave Strider, ‘human card games’ by doxian (Archive of Our Own)
— stridercandy (Twitter)
— my sister
"Dean," Charlie says after a moment of Sam and Charlie feeling awkward (although Sam has the look of the martyr about him), “have you heard of the internet phenomenon called Destiel?"
Dean’s nose wrinkles. “What’s that, a foot fungus?”
"Yeah. That’s what it is."
— Charlie Bradbury, Sam Winchester, and Dean Winchester, ‘to boldly (kinda sorta) go’ by mishcollin (Archive of Our Own)
— Dirk Strider and ARquiusprite, Homestuck by Andrew Hussie
— Hannibal Lecter, “Fromage” (Hannibal)
— Agent Castiel Novak, ‘Shake, Rattle and Roll’ by Ealasaid (Archive of Our Own)
Jace was looking at her incredulously. “Let me get this straight,” he said. “You came here to apologize to me?”
She was taken aback. “Of course I did.”
"Clary," he said. "You saved my life."
"I stabbed you. With a massive sword. You caught on fire.”
His lips twitched, almost imperceptibly. “Okay,” he said. “So maybe our problems aren’t like other couples’.”
— Jace Lightwood and Clarissa Adele Fray, City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
"If it was up to me, I would elope to Vegas and have a fifty-dollar pirate-themed wedding with Elvis presiding."
"I could be the wench of honor," Clary suggested. She looked at Simon expectantly. "And you could be…"
"Oh, no," he said. "I am a hipster. I am too cool for themed weddings."
"You play D and D. You’re a geek," she corrected him fondly."
"Geek is chic," Simon declared. "Ladies love nerds."
— Luke Garroway, Clarissa Adele Fray, and Simon Lewis, City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare
"The Silent Brothers are still examining him. They still say no visitors."
"Screw the Silent Brothers."
"No thanks. There’s strong and silent, and then there’s just freaky."
— Clarissa Adele Fray and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare