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Behind the angel was a grouchy-looking demon wearing a long black wool overcoat and holding a potted plant. He gave Newt a look which, even behind sunglasses, said that if he were going to be invited inside it was in everyone’s best interests that it be very soon because it was cold enough outside to freeze a snake’s non-existent tits off. It was a very eloquent look.

— Aziraphale, Anthony J. Crowley, and Newton Pulsifer, ‘Bad Grace’ by Quantum Witch (FanFiction.Net)